Something Wicked This Way Comes

There are other things that I've been meaning to get into, but this is big news!

For more information about Dark Boardy, see... oh darn. Nobody has gotten around to putting a Dark Boardy entry into Wiki Superosity, the Superosity wiki. Well, you can read the article on contemporary Boardy anyway. There's also a great Superosity storyline involving Dark Boardy called Pesh Me Twice, Shame On Me if you want to seek it out amongst the old Superosity storylines, of which there is in fact an exhaustive list at the Superosity wiki. There wasn't a few moments ago because of some spammy wankbots, but I heroically saved the day by putting it back the way it was.

That is all for now, for as great as Superosity is I am not so great. I am lazy. Adieu.

Happy Eleventh Anniversary Superosity!

Enjoy year twelve while you can, for I have it on good authority that next year is unlucky.

To celebrate this auspicious event, read the comments section for this blog's previous post and see deepskyfrontier prove that Alan has a superior leap to that of the mightiest Martian hopper. Using mathematics, I think (I can't tell for sure because my parents could only afford to get me a holistic education- "holistic" being a fancy word meaning "filled with holes.")

A Very Superosity Leap Year

One decade over, a new decade begins. Let us pray that it is to be filled to the brim with Superosity goodies- Superosity trade paperbacks, Superosity movies, Superosity television series, Superosity live action spinoff movies, Superosity Happy Meals containing Superosity figurines made with poisonous chemicals which lead to product recalls and super-inflated collector's value.

Superosity, not content to do the obvious thing and mark the change with much more than a comment about decade names and a New Year's novelty glasses gag, chose to use the New Year's Eve celebration as a vehicle for massive unrelated plot points. Mr. Richman has been replaced by Snap as owner of Cool-Ass Industries and Barton prime is returned from the afterlife. This is big news!

Here at Superosity Makes Me Gay, we are not so ingenius as the comic which we are formed to adulate. Instead, we ask the most pressing question of the year: who was the greatest leaper
hopper of bygone 2009? The light green Martian or Alan?

Ghost Degusters

A recent addition to Wiki Superosity regarding Halloween has helped us recall a most interesting fact: the controversial subject of ghost eating has been broached in Superosity prior to 2009. In a 1999 crossover, Bobby consumed a ghostlike computer virus from an alternate dimension. Given this history of feasting on ethereal beings, it appears that Bobby's objection to Alan and Hedrick's plans may have stemmed from jealousy of his own record.

Later on, he may have also been jealous that he had to suffer indigestion while Alan got to become a homage to one of Arnold Schwarzenegger's greatest comedies. I refer of course to Kindergarten Cop- that bulge in his belly is clearly not a tumour.

Darkplace Darkplace Darkplace Darkplace

Darkplace.

Those are some well drawn costumes. Looking at Bobby, I can't help but think "hey, didn't that guy end up playing the CEO in the second and third seasons of The IT Crowd?"

How To Make Friends And Influence Idiots

Last week, we were given a rare insight into Bobby's inner self.

"You'll need to look menacing to impress idiots," he shouts at a crying baby ghost.

As we all know, Bobby's definition of "idiot" is "everybody." He hates everything. We have seen in the past that he can develop insane urges to try and impress people, but in one simple statement we see how his entire attitude works into a philosophy of seeking to impress the world.

Such an approach to life, coupled with a pure evil nature, could lead one to be president one day.

We Weird Readers, Hand In Hand

Today we see the second part of a one-part series. If you're curious about the first and last part, it can be found here.

There is almost exactly one year between that final installment and this most recent one. In that time, the weirdo appears to have fallen into a state of even great dishevelment. It is perhaps a pitiful sight, but it is heartwarming to see that, even in these hard times, he can cling not only to his conviction that the Pope should be molested, but also to his notion that we are weird.