A Quick Newsflash

Just a quick update to let you guys know: Superosity is excellent. I wrote a poem about it.

I haven't actually written it yet, I'm about to compose it right now, but by the time you read this it will already have been written. Time is a funny thing.

Superosity is really good.
My mother always says
It's better than food,
"Read it twice a day
And you're a cool dude."

Superosity is really great.
My father always says
It's better than dates,
"Read it twice a day
And you need never mate."

For Superosity, we must confess,
Is the answer to all duress.
Each time it updates read it twice
And everything will be super nice.